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Percy Spamchop, Chapter One
Built from what came through the pipe: the screenshots, the captions Percy typed, and the quest…
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How He Got Here
A prologue in several parts — everything that happened before Chapter One.
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Unclegrumble and the Lightbloom
The ongoing story of two houses, a spreading fungus, and one gnome’s total inability to leave…
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Foundations
The crematorium shaft finally gets finished properly — a real cellar, a smell nobody wants to…
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Money, Money, Money
The ledger over the blade, one good year out of twenty, and a number he’s been…
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The Golden Nugget
A side story — Francois, three generations of family history, and how a very expensive chicken…