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Chronicles

Stories told by a narrator.

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The Wrong Stormwind

4 chapters · 10th August 2026

With Lichmyface’s device, Unclegrumble crosses into a stranger Stormwind and, with Blondage, buys a tabard and sword matching Veilstrike’s rumours; the Frostmourne is already sold.

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The Crematorium

3 chapters · 5th August 2026

Unclegrumble digs up the Founder’s Point graveyard for old coffin wood, finds troll skulls and a small hoard, fits an energy collector, and keeps Nobbybanks distracted with talk of gold.

In: The Houses that UG Built

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Non-Combatants

5th August 2026

A toucan nests in the Lightbloom and an old cat prowls after Francois, while Azkin resents the household’s growing list of pets that do not fight and Nobbybanks quietly pays…

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Lightbloom

4 chapters · 5th August 2026

A scrap of moss from Harandar spreads through Unclegrumble’s tower, follows him to the beach house, and starts climbing toward his treehouse.

In: The Houses that UG Built

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The World Can’t Wait

10 chapters

Unclegrumble dodges a war with barrels, tea and a book, while the Lightbloom spreads, Lichmyface knows what the barrels really are, and he is finally sent to babysit Arator.

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The Collector

A record, kept from outside the story, of a man who visits Azeroth the way others go to work: framed maps, boxed cards, and a sword with wings on its…

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Letters and Ledgers

5 chapters

A letter from the Arcanum arrives, Flinch and Nobbybanks write to each other, and a visit to the tower ends with Nobbybanks writing articles that make HomunculAI Systems Ltd real.

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Foundations

7 chapters

Unclegrumble finishes the crematorium shaft into a cellar, a grand staircase becomes a goblin-designed steep one, the floor collapses into a hidden room, and two crated gargoyles turn up.

In: The Houses that UG Built

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Atal’Aman

At the entrance to Zul’Aman, Unclegrumble asks Flinch to choose the delve’s difficulty, and later which way to go at a fork, and finds he is willing to decide.

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A Different Kind of Portrait

Flinch discovers a way of making likenesses by describing them instead of painting them, finds one of Master in front of the house at night, and decides to look into…

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